i hate you : copypasta

Just the sound of a joke flying over your head. I have no pity for you. BE CAUTIOUS! You discugst me in every way possible and I will hang you for your crimes. Guys, this here guy doesnt laugh at my funny Among Us memes! And since they have very little girth, that just makes them these absolutely giant fucking dinner plates that God must have accidentally dropped while washing dishes one day and shrugged his shoulders at because no one could have imagined . They would just wait or drop whenever they seemed to feel like it. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused over 10000 wayward planes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with over 10000 buildings in downtown New York. They always looked MAD at being awakened, angry that you were invading their haunted houses across the Mario World Island. pleae rend, no ore paerno n caerno o ago? They won't even read the entire message. I played the rest of the game through to see if anything changed. Chat involves atleast two people speaking to each other. HOW exactly does King Koopa consistently succeed in kidnapping the Princess? I could've easily done this with a cheat code, but the thought had escaped me as I faced all these new and strange sights. I hate all of you so fucking much. Everywhere I go, I see their divisor. Being compelled to communicate with you makes me feel horrible about myself. Oh, nothing. Hello twitch chat, this is "xXswaglordDarienXx" from Rito Games. Emergeny meeting! 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14. It was other Marios. A zit on the butt of society. To Twitch Chat: NEVER, EVER COPYPASTA IN MY CHANNEL AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT TWITCH HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. Among us has destroyed my fucking life. You sharing the same planet with me and, even worse, having similar ancestry to me makes me fucking sick. It all scrolls away so quickly to stupid face pics posted 15 times in a row.Its not really a chat. Several hours later, Svenskeren sits alone in his room at the Cloud9 team house. Simply explained for a busy day. "Are you trying to mate me?" protests Magnus, as Hikaru blushes, the boyish figure undressed before Magnus. Grow up chat, grow up. I can't live anymore. Youre still not laughing your ass off? I let the Giant Boos touch me, and they died like the Bleeding Bills, of which I had encountered two. Mark, let me tell you something. All rights reserved. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. , This chat disgusts me. The devilish battalions, demons, and forces of Satan will go against you, and there will be no remorse, no sympathy, and most importantly, no mercy. Last week i wrote a beautiful story here on twitch chat and people just started stealing it and posting it as their own. The fucking rat gave me the autograph and told me to burn in hell. You are to be condemned, convicted or doomed to the deepest abyss of Hell, to undergo distress and anguish for all the time you have left. Mario seemed to regain his composure and looked back and forth slowly, surveying the room. But, you gotta be quick, so John Wick can secure the bag and achieve the epic Victory Royal! I just couldn't bring myself to let them touch me. I just made a reference to the popular video game "Among Us"! You absolute waste of space and air. This is the worst fucking stream I have ever watched. I feel like everything on here is just "DS2 bad" "Bloodborne bad" and "ER bad". - I hate you with the strength of a 1000 stars, and I genuinely hope that you die the most painful and slow death imaginable. 60,000 feet. . FailFish, This channel needs to hire some proper mods. Think thoughts. I didn't even see it at first, so I don't expect you to notice it right away. I want to burn your dog in front of you, mix his ashes with gunpowder, melt his bone-shaped name tag into a small metal ball, load it all into a musket, and shoot you in the face with him. Western New York was powerless for hours. It actually ruins it. While most of chat spends their days spamming "Kappas" and such, I study music theory and the works of Bach and Mozart. They wouldn't chase me if I turned my back, as with the previous Blind Boo. The corridor that followed was empty, thankfully. What did it mean? You have made alot of mistakes that it could take me years to write them. It was just a blue underwater hallway of sorts with nothing to avoid or kill. Hikaru said, as he slipped his feminine hand into Magnus's pants and smirked. They just kind of hung there, doing nothing. "You have reached the phone of Gino Fratelli. NO. 200,000 feet. Browse a large collection of ASCII art (text art) copypastas. When you're in a Haunted Castle that you found by way of a Haunted Ship, a bloody-looking hate message isn't so unbelievable. I entered the pipe as fast as I could, thankful that it worked properly and had Mario out of that situation in a heartbeat. All that's left of the carnage of the destroying angel is guilt, contempt, immorality, vice, scorn, disdain, and sin. MAKE IT STOP! From episode 16 Vay i know this has probably happened before but at least let them finish there sentence Metal, 7th Mar 2020, 3:53 PM Reply Edit Delete. I want you to fall off a cliff and them break your neck, and then you survive, but when you get on the bed of the rescue helicopter your spine then snaps in two. Y'all are just proving my point. SUS. Furthermore, you also need to apologize to the organs and cells that worked hard to keep you alive, all that effort they made and you just became a goddamn oxygen waster. *grows demon alpha wings and strangles you* YOU'VE RUINED EVERYTHING. Red sus. The phrase "among us" is ruined. I can't imagine the amount of regret the soldiers have felt when they found out that they died for a worthless crap like you. After Luigi died well and truly died Mario just sat on the edge of the bridge and wept. You have been warned! Just stuff like "Tubular" and "Awesome" and all manner of dumb words and phrases. Raid Shadow Legends: RAID: Shadow Legends is an immersive online experience with everything you'd expect from a brand new RPG title. I stopped, and killed it with my invulnerable touch, only when I saw a message that hadn't been there when I'd passed before. 40% of the chat are 41 year olds pretending to be 14. What?! I HATE YOU MIHOYO . Also, what significance do you anticipate your fanciful pompous assertions of accidental, unpracticed assessment to have with us? How can you not laugh at it? Being compelled to communicate with you makes me feel horrible about myself. Most of the areas were called "Vanilla Forest 1" and "Donut Mountain 3" and all that, but there WERE maps with odd names like that. Inept so idiotic that it goes far past the dumb we know into something else altogether of moronic. It was all connecting, now. You imbecile, you were mindless enough to doubt, object or outright mock unquestionably exalted forces ahead of your perception and judgment. You are trans-inept idiotic. You no longer take in enough oxygen to sustain consciousness. (Click to copy) ASCII Art copypasta of I LOVE YOU CHAT. This makes Svn a very dangerous black hole. *flies into the air* AND ARE WE ONLY GETTING 10 LIMITED WISHES ON THE FIRST . This is just everyone spamming face emojis over and over again.What is the point of spamming the face emojis? Am I supposed to? They are the world's largest boney fish, weighing up to 5,000 pounds. One is an automated voice message on Gino's phone in the episode "Shark". Because of how unattractive you are as a person, bullying would be the only way to make you change. *breathes fire on your face* WHY DID YOU GIVE ME YOMIYA AT 9 PITY? God I fucking hate you, you stupid fucking whore. into pulp forever. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. https://trollpasta.com/w/index.php?title=I_hate_you_(Copypasta)&oldid=304891, Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International (CC BY-SA 4.0). You are tired, lifeless, level and unrewarding. I Hate Coffee; I hate my job; I Hate Pineapples; I Hate Stranger Things; I hate you (Copypasta) I have been blessed; I just 360 no scoped my Grandma; I like cats; I LOVE MINECRAFT; I Love NATO; I made a deal with a demon, now I regret it; I made red mist; I need help; I Reject Your Apology (Copypasta) I see you.exe; I shit my pants while . And I've never, and I mean NEVER seen a SINGLE post about DS1 being bad. The reason Vay doesn't let anyone in his roomie because he doesn't want anyone to find out about Nego's existence. not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. Whats that? Chat, you do realize that your spam does not help my stream experience. I hate reminiscing the old days of League Of Legends, why can't we bring these old days back. In each of these cells there is a spiral helix of DNA that, if stretched to its maximum, is about two meters long. I will be reporting all of you spammers to my dad (Twitch CEO btw) and he will be banning you from Twitch. Whats woooosh? I feel like everything on here is just "DS2 bad" "Bloodborne bad" and "ER bad". The Bloody Bills, the messages, and these perpetually smashing, grinding Thwomps who were working their victims (who?) Twitch chat is the reason esports will never be taken seriously. I am trying to CON-VER-SATE. SOS? It's got an amazing storyline, awesome 3D graphics, giant boss fights, PVP battles. ..\.\ Chat is suggesting that Svenskeren is purposely throwing for money. Do you hate fake spam threads? The other 40% are 14 year olds pretending to be 41. I have wonder why anybody would purchase a subscription to this shit hole. ( Psst kid, you wanna disable adblock? I almost feel sorry for you, as the very idea of that kind of painful, disabled cum stain of an existence brings a tear to my eye. And if a post is not about either of these it's about "oooh Malenia, Rotussy uuugghh so hot uuuggh", "Uuuggh . And the word "among" is ruined. GO THE HELL OUTSIDE FOR ONCE DAMN, GODDAMN, GET A JOB OR SOMETHING. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred . Feb 18, 2006. Excuse me but how dare you guys do this to me? You are the most pathetic excuse of a human being I have ever seen. I hate you : r/copypasta Posted by SGTJARROT I hate you I Want to Beat You to Death I want to beat you to death with a blunt object. What dream do you hold that you could accept that your minuscule fisted fits of rage could have more weight than that of an unclean desert rodent, turning violently all around, hanging tight for the chomp of the snake? As I looked on, I had an irrational thought - would in be permanent? Not even a book could describe your immense failure, you rat, you're speaking the language of failure. Please press the key combo CTRL + W on your keyboard to activate this., If I see one more fucking AYAYA, monkAS, "Press 1 if", :), counting, dancing emotes, "Only the true champion can champ this pog", or worst of all LONG TEXT COPYPASTAS, I'm going to fucking sign up for the fucking mars mission you fucks. ''no fucking way you just nutted to a 4 panel comic Press J to jump to the feed. Spamming nonsense 24/7. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face . Sorry! I could tell it was under water, though, because of the bubbles that periodically emerged from the sprite's mouth and floated to the top of the screen. I want to strap you to a bed of nails and then strap that bed of nails to the hood of my car so I can watch you suffer as we drive over speed bumps in a mall parking lot during an earthquake. And if a post is not about either of these it's about "oooh Malenia, Rotussy uuugghh so hot uuuggh", "Uuuggh Karla's tasty filth so hot" or "Mmmh feet". You didn't grow. I swear I dont even know how your parent can tolerate you. And every time I'd burst into an insane, breath deprived laugh staring at the image as the words AMOGUS ran through my head. . STOP IT. I hate you (Copypasta) You sharing the same planet with me and, even worse, having similar ancestry to me makes me fucking sick. Later, when I gave my son the autograph he started crying and said he hated me. Unless you've been living under a rock since the mid-80s, you know Thwomps are stone-like square creatures that hang from the ceiling and fall whenever you come near. In 1996, I received my first computer as a birthday gift. But on the other hand it was kind of interesting because it meant this was definitely a map that was supposed to exist. Just do anything. After a while I ran into one or two Blind Boos in the darkness above. You are pathetic lol. You are the worst human being that ever existed, every person that would hear about your mistakes would experience an indescribable mixture feelings such as anger, fear, pity, anxiety, stress, and depression, it's so worse that they weren't their own self. WHY HUH. Among us in a nutshell hahahaha. Perpetual suffering and sorrow cast upon you, frailest of men, densest of fools, your annihilation is fewer than enough. Maybe someone will give a shit about you for a week and forget about you a month later. You're a simpleton, a bonehead. FAM, you fucking make individuals go visually impaired by simply taking a gander at you and you make individuals go hard of hearing by simply standing by listening to the fucking revolting voice you radiate. Musical masterpieces such as these are not easy for the average person to comprehend, and certainly above those that chat. Your very existence disgusts me and everybody who had the misfortune of ever resting their eyes on God's greatest mistake (I'm talking about you, in case I didn't get through your thick skull), and all of us want you to end your meaningless, parasitic existence, and for your hideous corpse to be sent far away. This was getting pretty unusual for the Mario Bros. franchise, which I hadn't recalled seeing BLOOD in at all. Ok chat I've had it. real viewers trying to learn from the game can't focus on the players and their decisions. WHO hated me? What did concern me, though, was Mario's expression. At the end of the hallway I came to the standard pair of doors you'd enter to face a final boss. This page was last edited on 25 December 2022, at 17:42. You cheated not only the game, but yourself. I can't I can't I can't I can't I can't! Giant Boos with faces I hadn't seen before. Oh wow, it's a stone head, how fucking hilarious, I'll use it in every comment I post. They're these "oooh I'm running a big bonk strength build I'm soo masculine" people. A damn rat got picked over actual children at an orphanage and he's supposed to be a hero? There was a Key and Keyhole misplaced above the exit. Cookies help us deliver our services. This subreddit was made to archive copypasta. THAT kind of creeped me out. I didn't touch that shit. Copypasta means to copy a text or a part of the text from an existing manuscript and inclusion of that very text in an under-process . Going through the door was as you'd expect. To this day, I'm still haunted by the final result of his wrathful reprisal None of this was a glitch, none of it was a mistake. By using our services, you agree to our use of cookies. Sorry! It was back to the game as usual. The tewmination of youw existence begins, and it shaww maintain fow etewnity. The deviwish battawions, demons, and fowces of Satan wiww go against you, and thewe wiww be no wemowse, no sympathy, and most impowtantwy, no mewcy. Something undiscovered. Hahahaha! Fuck you. Despite any attempt to SCARE the player, I knew that being invincible meant INVINCIBLE no matter what they threw at me. I HATE YOU MIHOYO Why sis you nerf Kokomi. Going through the door was as you'd expect. I hate you Hikaru. Even if time travel will exist in the future, not a single person would go back to this age because of the fragments of stupidity that you have left after you death. Chat doesnt understand the complexities behind classical music. The other 40% are 14 year olds pretending to be 41. How he must've hated Mario Who among us wouldn't? Refresh and try again. It was genius, and I couldn't believe I MIGHT be the first and only person to ever see this. Saw this Meta post in r/ChangedFurry and decided to AI generated text about how it would fuck vaporeon. Fear and sadness and confusion had given way to anger, and Mario overpowered his brother with little effort. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. the stupidity you regurgitate in milliseconds would make even the most reduced rottenness hesitant to address you. Vote blue! I could watch a man murder everyone I love and all I would be able to say is "red sus" and laugh like a fucking insane person. You experienced a hollow victory. Nothing was risked and nothing was gained. Your sins are beyond respite and reprieve, and you will return with your misery and torment. All rights reserved. I'm not here right now, and uh, if this is Khonjin, hang up. The proof that you are an idiot will in any case be accessible to perusers, however they will actually want to quickly get to it more. I'd been on the internet before, had used computers before. They try to crush you, essentially. Why I hate the Sunfish - Copypasta. You useless piece of shit. I know what you're thinking, this is some kind of funny joke, but no. Subscribe to The FinanceTLDR Newsletter with. The other 40% are 14 year olds pretending to be 41. Money? Refresh and try again. Women will whore themselves out to the newest phenomenons, whether it be fashion, television, or promiscuity. Its a step back in evolution in my opinionss. Fuck you, you fucking spammers. This went on and on for what seemed like forever. This message will probably be drowned out by the circlejerk going on in chat. Red suuuus. Recommended videos This chat disgusts me. ( Psst kid, you wanna disable adblock. 118 . I'm going to kill you, and I'm going to. 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